I have had over 40 jobs in my lifetime. I know, weird first sentence to start an about me section. Even weirder is it's 1:51 am in the morning and I'm writing this about me section while listening to my Spotify playlist that just played Travis Scott, Lady Gaga, Future, & Curtis Mayfield. I've always had eclectic tastes in life. I hate holding the door open for people and they not say thank you. I have had drop dead arguments over why people simply order rib tips over a slab of ribs because of price. Let's be honest, a whole slab of ribs gives you the rib tip in addition to more tender meat. I think sex in relationships is actually devalued and people consider it 'taboo' or superficial for a person to say it's one of the most important aspects of a relationship. I think Trump voters are the same people that will eat two bites of their food and say something is wrong with it to get an extra sandwich. What's crazy is I don't think I see the world from one point of view. Each day, hour, minute, or even second, my life lenses change to give me a varying and complex view of society as a whole. You want to know about me? Imagine your text or group chat. I'm every character chiming in on various topics killing your battery at work while you have no charger. I'm just a man navigating life from the gray with a broken pair of knock off Cartier sunglasses.